Script...so far.

Theme tune (they eype they blog they type they blog they type, chat chat chat, Blog blog blog, the Fifi and Gwynnie show!)

IS it switched on? Yes? No?....

G- hello and welcome internet lovers, you are clicking in to the topical, political and highly acclaimed Fifi and Gwynnie show!

F- today our programme will be showing you haow to perform on the internet and get your 15minutes of fame!

but what is the internet exactly?

G- The Internet is a worldwide, publicly accessible series of interconnected computer networks that transmit data by packet switching using the standard Internet Protocol (IP). It is a "network of networks" that consists of millions of smaller domestic, academic, business, and government networks, which together carry various information and services, such as electronic mail, online chat, file transfer, and the interlinked web pages and other resources of the World Wide Web (WWW).

F- or in my mind, the best way to get new friends. If it wasn't for the internet i'd be a complete loser, wouldn't I gwynnie?

G- Yes Fifi, usisng the internet means you can get by without any social skills at all.
Anyway - this week we have been looking at how to make yourself famous using the wonder of the internet.

F- I myself have been checking out chat rooms, they are a perfect way to meet ton's of people from all over the world without ever having to actually meet them. Which is handy as i don't look anything like my profile photo!

G- very true Fifi, in fact viewers Fifi has never had a boyfriend, until she used this picture on a dating website and the offers for dates came flooding in!

F- Tips for the Ladies - never show who you really are on dating websites, unless you really are that beautiful, it is easy to use someone elses photo, for example, on facebook look up pretty females on search and add them as a friend. They are usually dumb enough to except and then you can download one of thier photos and use it as yourself! easy!

G- this is very true Fifi, and it is a very clever use of the internet. Men you can also do the same if you are lacking in some areas!

Now this brings me on to performing with a fake identity! this will protect you from manic fans when you occasionally leave the house and also when the police begin to search for you!