F: Myself and Gywnnie have found that you can make up a whole new set of details about yourself, your age, date of birth, nationality, how many A levels and degrees you have. And if their someone you now of that seems like the perfect person you could even use their details, however this may not be 100% legal so we're not specifically telling you to do that. The internet and chat rooms are perfect places to play out this virtual reality world of a better newly improved you, and I tell you what viewers it feels amazing. Why stick as boring you when you can perform on screen as a sexy, intelligent, popular person.
G: Here are some great people that we have been able to find by performing behind a new identity on the internet. ( show a couple of myspace pages etc. then show clippings of paedophile internet abuse etc)(then need to remind me of what the other topics we wrote down where as well as identity theft?)