G: another aspect of performing on the internet is the highly entertaining happy slapping! It is a dangerously exciting way of creating performances which achieve the highest recognition as they are so badly publicized, we recommend that you do keep a fake identity though as an arrest could be possible!

F: This is all origionated from show such as Jakass and dirty sanchez but has been taken to a whole other level of involving the public! One was even shown on the news and a girl form the x factor was publicized as being a happy slapper

G: now I bet you’ve all heard of lonely girl 15?

F: nope!

G: excuse me?

F: who?

G: well for all you imbecile’s, lonely girl 15 used the internet and youtube to create a fictional character named bree, she video blogged a diary of her life. It actually turned out that she was named Jessica rose and was 19! She gained quite a bit of fame as she intrigued the internet audience and even ended up getting acting work from it! How Clever!

F: wow..i’m very impressed! You tube is a fascinating site dedicated to uploading videos to share with the world, something that will be essential to your success!

G: as you should all hope, we will be back again soon with more hard hitting adventures into the realm of the virtual!

F: good luck fellow internet lovers! We hope to see your famous faces soon!

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